Our Menu
All our food is prepped in house using premium & locally sourced ingredients when available
Bites
Poodle Bites
$11.00
Jalapeño cheddar corn breading, local smoked sausage, stone ground mustard aioli & sriracha maple syrup
Dips N Chips
$12.00
Select two of the following: queso (vegetarian), brutal salsa, house guac, pico de gallo, green chili (Pork Or Vegetarian)
The Wings
$13.00
Smoked or fried, tossed how you like it (gf) dry rub, spicy buffalo, garlic sriracha, honey BBQ.
“Holla” Peña Lollipoppas
$15.00
Bacon wrapped shrimp lollipops stuffed with cream cheese & jalapeño, served w /raspberry jalapeño jam
And Justice For All Eggrolls
$15.00
Seasoned steak, 4 cheese sauce, shredded cheddar jack, onion, jalapeño, w/ creamy sweet chili sauce.
Skankin’ Panko Pickles
$7.00
Pickle chips tossed in panko and ranch seasoning fried up golden brown served with spicy bleu cheese dipping sauce
Burial Tots
$12.00
Tater tots, pork or veggie green chili, queso, sour cream, green onion, (Veg with veggie green chili)
Greens
Candied Pork Belly Wedge
$16.00
Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, house bleu cheese, all natural creekstone farms candied pork belly (GF)
Veggie Wedge
$10.00
Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, house bleu cheese
Mean Greens
$13.00
Organic spring mix, candied crans & almonds, haystack goat cheese, honey raz vin (GF) | Add chicken $5 | Add Shrimp $7 | Add gold canyon tenderloin steak* $10
Devil's Lettuce
$15.00
Grilled chicken breast, mixed greens, baby tomatoes, red onion, carrot & celery curls, gorgonzola, blue cheese dressing, spicy buffalo drizzle
Ballad Salad
$12.00
Mini quesadilla w/ jalapenos, creamy chili, pico de gallo
House salad w/ green chili vinaigrette
Plates
Crowd Surf & Turf Rellenos
$19.00
All natural gold canyon beef tenderloin, shrimp, cheddar, Monterey jack, roasted hatch chilies | Smothered in green chili | Cheese $12 (VEG)
The Brutal Noodle
$14.00
Beef bone broth, smoked brisket, rice noodles, all the fixins. (GF) Vegan available with tofu & veggie broth $11
2 Step: Chicken & Waffles
$15.00
Jalapeño cheddar cornbread waffle, hand battered chicken breast, sriracha maple syrup | Gluten Free available for $1 Extra
Bowl O Chili
$11.00/Veggie
$13.00/Pork
Our secret recipe! Pork or veggie served with flour or corn (GF) tortillas. Caution!!!! This stuff is hot!
Mac N Cheese
$13.00
Cavatappi Pasta Tossed In Our Delicious 4 Cheese Sauce, Baked To Perfection With A Flaming Hot Cheetos Crust | Substitute Gluten Free Pasta Add $3 |PRO TIP: Make Your Mac Brutal!! Add a scoop of queso or green chili to your mac sauce! Queso/pork green chili $1.50 | Veggie Chili $1
Mac add-ons
Grilled Chicken $6 | Steak.$10 | Green Chili $2 | Jalapeño $1 | Grilled Shrimp $8.5 | Bacon $1.50 | Hand Battered Chicken $7 | Seasoned Grilled Tofu $4 | Smoked Brisket $6 Pork Belly $6 |Portobella Mushroom $5
The Southbound Defibrillator Signature Brutal Mac
$19.00
Cavatappi Pasta, 4 Cheese Sauce, Tater Tots, Pork Green Chili, Bacon, Fried Egg
The Hot Box Signature Brutal Mac
$19.00
Cavatappi Pasta, 4 Cheese Sauce, Smoked Brisket, Cole Slaw, Smokey Fried Onion Straws, House Bbq Sauce
The HellFire Signature Brutal Mac
$19.00
Cavatappi Pasta, 4 Cheese Sauce, Grilled Chicken, Jalapenos, Roasted Red Peppers, Buffalo Sauce & Gorgonzola Crumbles
Sides
Side Salad
$4.00
Sweet Potato Waffle Fries
$6.00
Slaw
$3.00
Tater Tots
$6.00
Chips & Brutal Salsa
$5.00
Hand Cut Fries
$5.00
Sandwiches
GF / Vegan Buns Available $1 Extra | Give Your Sides A Proper Burial: Add Queso And Green Chili For $3 | All Sandwiches Come With Fries. Substitute Tater Tots Or Sweet Tots For $1.50 Or A Side Salad For $1
Brutal Burger
$16.00
1/2 lb all natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty, on a brioche bun & choice of: cheddar, American, swiss, pepper jack, haystack goat | Extra patty $5
Brisket Sammy
$16.00
Smoked Brisket, BBQ, Pickles, Slaw, Brioche Bun
CFH Sandwich
$16.00
Hand battered or grilled chicken breast, brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, brioche bun, choice of ranch or blue cheese
Shroom Burger
$14.00
Don’t feel brutal today? Give the animals a break!! Balsamic marinated portobello cap, haystack farms goat cheese, roasted red pepper, harvest moon vegan bun (Veg)
Beyond Brutal Burger
$16.00
1/3 lb vegan plant based patty werved on a vegan harvest moon bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle. Not vegan? Add cheese at no additional cost (Veg)
Gwarled Cheese
$16.00
Cheddar jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, cheddar, smoked gouda, American cheese
Sammy add-ons
Grilled Onion $.50 | Bacon $2.50| Fried Egg* $2 | Guac $2 | Green Chili $2
Sauce Boss
All our sauces are made in house with love
Guac
$2.00
Ranch
$1.00
Blue Cheese
$1.50
Green Chili
$2.00
Creamy Chili Sauce
$0.50
Raspberry Jalapeño Jam
$0.50
Stone Ground Mustard Aioli
$1.00
Sriracha Maple Syrup
$0.25
Buffalo Sauce
$0.50
Garlic Sriracha
$0.50
BBQ
$0.25
Hate The Living Hot Sauce
$1.00
Poodle Pups
Chicken Fingers
$10.00
Served with fries and choice of ranch or BBQ
Grilled Cheese
$10.00
Served with fries
Mac N Cheese
$10.00
Big Kids Chicken Fingers
$13.50
If you are over 12 and insist on having these items, the portion sizes will be bigger and the price is as follows...are we sorry? Not really
Big Kids Grilled Cheese
$12.00
If you are over 12 and insist on having these items, the portion sizes will be bigger and the price is as follows...are we sorry? Not really
We Have a Sweet Side
....well kinda
Nutella Bread Pudding
$10.00
Hawaiian sweet bread, Nutella custard, dulce de leche, Eskimo bros banana foster ice cream
Churro Waffle Sammich
$9.00
Rumchata churro waffle, dulce de leche, chocolate sauce, eskimo bros chocomole ice cream
Led Zeppolis
$7.00
Italian drop donuts dusted w powdered sugar served with raspberry and chocolate sauce for dipping
Polar Bros Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream
$5.00/per scoop
Ask about our current flavor selection.
Roll of Tums
$2.50